Alright, I’m not really awake yet, so I’m just doing what I did yesterday, namely putting up random pictures for no reason whatsoever. These aren’t hot or sexy or anything, just perplexing, cause Halle Berry considers an ensemble role in X-Men beneath her, but she has no problem posing with giant toothbrushes. Giant toothbrushes that look like they would attack you if the room wasn’t filled with witnesses. Don’t get me wrong, Pulsar is the only manual toothbrush with MicroPulse bristles that independently pivot back and forth to penetrate deep between teeth, and the liberal media will try and hide the truth about that, but Storm is a pretty good role too. I guess I’m putting these up because everything snaps into focus once you come to terms with the fact that everyone in Hollywood is out of their goddamn minds. Please never doubt that. I’m begging you.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
