Kevin Federline is punchable

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I’m pretty sure Kevin Federline fancies himself as some kind of real life Tyler Durden, which is why he dresses like this and likes to imagine he had some rough and tumble past. So just picture the Star Wars Kid pretending to be Darth Maul and know that Kevin does the same thing with “I want you to hit me as hard as you can.” All this actually works out great for me since I desperately want to beat his ass. I think I’ll go down to the Colony in Malibu or Michael Landon State Park and wait for him. He’ll either curl up in a puddle of his urine or actually fight me, either way I win. Little does he know that I lettered in Ultimate Fighting in high school. That and ‘Lovemaking’. Drop me a line, ladies!

thanks to Suzie for the link


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