Britney Spears loves tabloids

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This is probably gonna be obvious to everyone but Britney, but her self-serving tirades against the tabloids might elicit a little more sympathy if she would stop buying them for a day or two. And if you think that’s surprising, how do you think I felt when it turned out that stripper wasn’t really even dead yet.

*Note – I’m a little surprised this picture isn’t speckled with blood, because it was taken in her hometown of Kentwood, LA. I grew up about twenty minutes from there, and I assure you, being a paparazzi stalking Kentwood’s golden girl in Kentwood pretty much has disaster written all over it. This guy should probably spin the camera around and take his last known photo so the police have something to clip to the missing persons report.