Martin Shkreli Got Hit In The Face With Dog Poop And Now 2017 Is Already Better Than 2016

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Sure, a delusional and insane dude will officially become the new president in a couple of days, but at least 2017 has one positive thing going for it: that massive tool Martin Shkreli got hit in the face with some dog shit. Thanks, karma.

Shkreli, who was one of the things we hated in 2016, is so hated that a Florida woman actually paid $50,000 to have a chance to punch him right in the face. Now he reportedly got a handful of doggy turd right to the face during a protest.

He and Breitbart columnist Milo Yiannopoulos were supposed to speak at a UC Davis event Friday, but it was canceled after protesters barricaded the venue’s entrance. That’s all fine and dandy, but you know what’s even better? This:

Martin Shkreli Got Hit In The Face With Dog Poop And Now 2017 Is Already Better Than 2016

Since Shkreli’s Twitter account was recently suspended after being a gross creep, he didn’t get to comment quickly on the incident. He did, however, tell Mashable this: “There was no poop thrown, unfortunately.”

We choose to still believe there was poop thrown, and this tool is just too humiliated to admit it. It’s doubtful Shkreli is going to come out and say “Yes, I was hit with shit.”

“The lack of smell, stain or other obvious findings eliminates the possibility,” Shkreli added.

Well, the stench of garbage that comes out of Shkreli’s mouth anytime he opens it is probably worse anyway.

It seems like 2017 is going to be a long, long year for this tool.

h/t NY Daily

And then there’s this: Chinese Man Tries To Steal Dog, Forced To Stand In Big Pit O’Shit As A Punishment