Bobby Brown Says He Once Had Sex With A Ghost

If you didn’t already believe that crack is whack, a grown man admitting that he once penetrated a ghost should do the trick.

Former musician and crackhead Bobby Brown’s new book titled “Every Little Step” doesn’t hit store shelves until June 13, but you can catch a sneak peek of what’s inside the covers thanks to an interview with ABC News’ Robin Roberts for a special edition of “20/20” that airs tonight.

Bobby Brown says he once had sex with a ghost
Brown not only discusses the first time he saw Whitney Houston do a line of snout candy on their wedding day, but he also apparently drops one hell of a story about the time he…wait for it…had sexual relations with a ghost.

“I bought this mansion in Georgia,” Brown told Roberts. “This was a really, really spooky place. But yes, one time, I woke up and, yeah, a ghost — I was being mounted by a ghost. I wasn’t high … I was not trippin’.”

Well then. We’ll let Bill Lumbergh take it from here.

h/t Yahoo!

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