Arizona’s Coach Was Sweatier Than Most Of His Players Last Night

It’s not everyday you see a college basketball head coach’s nipples make an appearance on national television. In fact, we’re not sure that it ever happened before Sean Miller’s teats graced our television screens during Arizona’s 10-point loss to Wichita State last night.

Hey, if you’re looking for a last-minute birthday gift idea for Miller, an undershirt looks like it would be a great choice.

The craziest part about how sweaty Miller was last night is that these screen shots all came from the first half. I mean, if you would have told me these pictures came after his team showered him with the Gatorade bucket at the end of the game or after he tripped and fell into a 55-gallon drum of passion lube, then I’d get it.

But this Sean Miller sweat monster was just the result of being nervous about scoring just 12 points in the first 14 minutes of the game. And let’s be honest: If this is Sean Miller after just 14 minutes of shitty basketball, then the flight home after three days of partying in Vegas must be an absolute bitch.

The good news for Miller is that nobody gives a shit about his team outside of Arizona: Which College Basketball Team Does Your State Care About The Most?

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