George Costanza’s Guide To Getting And Keeping A Job

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There’s nothing harder than obtaining a job, especially when you don’t necessarily know what you want or where to look. And in this market, no less! In dire circumstances, we must look to the master, one George Costanza, for lessons in the art of getting and keeping a job. Only in a perfect “Seinfeld” quote will we find true clarity in our own work. Follow these guidelines and be assured to hold down a gig for at least two or three weeks, max.

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