Here’s Michelle Wie Eating Some Live Squid

October 19, 2015

When it comes to chowing on grub, everybody’s tastes are different. Personally, I enjoy chewing and swallowing things that don’t have a pulse.

But that’s apparently not the case for golfing goddess Michelle Wie, as the 2014 U.S. Women’s Open champion posted a video to her Instagram page over the weekend that features her devouring some live squid.

A video posted by Michelle Wie (@themichellewie) on Oct 18, 2015 at 1:33am PDT

Look, I’m not in the business of judging the eating habits of people not named Jeffrey Dahmer. If Michelle Wie thinks live squid are delicious, then I’ll take her word for it. After all, she’s professional golfer Michelle Wie, and I’m just blogger Tommy Gimler.

But in a related story, I will now be passing on breakfast this morning.

h/t Barstool Sports

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