Crazy Australian Woman Throws Her Dog’s Poop At Police And Gets Arrested

Yeah, 60 percent of the time that’ll get you arrested…every time.

That doesn’t make any sense, and neither did this Australian woman’s reaction to police officers telling her that she couldn’t walk her pooch through a crime scene. Naturally, she thought an appropriate response to their orders was to throw her dog’s poop in one of their faces.

It was not.

We’re not sure how she thought her exchange with officers was going to end after throwing a bag of Fido’s crap in their faces, but based on what we just saw, we’re not even going to attempt to get inside her head. Doing so would probably be the equivalent of spending time in some kind of hell that is usually reserved for the worst of humanity.

Cute dog, though.

h/t Sick Chirpse

More bat shit crazy women and their little dogs, too: Crazy Lady Gets Kicked Off Flight After Refusing To Put Her Dog In Its Carrier