Here’s an Old Man Eating His Earwax at Wimbledon

Hot dogs are eight pounds each? A cup of unsalted chips are going for seven pounds a pop, mate?

Food prices at major sporting events are out of control these days, but that’s not going to be an issue for at least one patron at Wimbledon who was recently captured by television cameras chowing down on one of his ear boogers.



Like the guys at Barstool Sports pointed out, the grossest part of the whole exchange might be the fact that this guy never hesitated after digging that crap out of his ear, almost as though it’s a common practice for him to eat whatever he pulls out of there.

But based on the caliber of person who usually fills the seats at Wimbledon, we’ll have to assume it tasted like a million dollars.

This reporter swallowed her own snot rope, but it’s not as bad because she’s not a gross old man: Reporter Swallows Her Own Rope o’ Snot on Live TV

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