Kristen Stewart Is Unattractive Apparently a quarter ounce and a smoker’s cough are good accessories, because Kristen Stewart showed up at the New Moon…
Ashley Greene Is At A Premiere Piece of ass Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon last night, the sequel about the effeminate vampire’s fag…
Ashley Tisdale Is In A Bikini High School Musical star and hair weave enthusiast Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico right now. Coincidentally, my penis is asleep…
All The Lohans Are Sexual Deviants Michael Lohan is a douchebag who will never be mistaken for an actual father, but now he’s just fuckin creepy.…
Britney Refuses To Obey Britney Spears’ rat nest weave and daystripper exercise DVD’s seem to be doing the trick, because Britney was looking super…
Dolly Parton’s Donald Trump Comments Resurface After Her Death Dolly Parton‘s comments regarding politics and Donald Trump have resurfaced following her death on August 25. The legendary singer passed…
Mandatory Good News: 8-Year-Old Boy Sells Pokemon Collection to Pay Sick Puppy’s Vet Bills, Someone Help This Kid Dammit! Bryson Kliemann is an 8-year-old who loves two things: his Pokemon card collection and his lab mix puppy Bruce. The…
Dolly Parton’s Sister Reveals Her Selfless Final Act Dolly Parton’s fans and family received heartbreaking news when the famous singer and actress died at age 80. Following her…
Ranked! Mandatory Top 20 Most Inspiring Stories of 2020 But this year was full of horrible stories about the ongoing COVID pandemic, racially motivated turmoil, division in the political…