High School Musical star and hair weave enthusiast Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico right now. Coincidentally, my penis is asleep right now. This is how she looked before all the plastic surgery and the blonde hair she bought from Sweden, but even with all that she’s still mind-numbingly boring. I mean, I’d fuck her I guess, but only if Iron Chef was a repeat.
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