Woman Poses as Her Daughter, Tells Police She Has Condition That ‘Makes Her Age Faster’

The scariest part of this story has to be that this woman really has children. The least surprising part is that she is from Florida.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 43-year-old Florida woman who was recently pulled over for inoperable tail lights allegedly posed as her 22-year-old daughter and told the police officer she had a “medical condition that makes her age faster.”

When asked for identification, Jennifer Crosby told an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office deputy she didn’t have it because she had forgotten her purse. When Crosby gave the officer her 22-year-old daughter’s name instead, he immediately became suspicious because she looked “significantly older than that.”

Crosby also provided her daughter’s social security number and added that she aged quicker than most people because of a medical condition, but the deputy was having none of it. He accessed a database that provided a photo of Crosby’s daughter instead of her, and she was arrested for driving on a suspended license and providing a false name.

The good news for Crosby is that this arrest is far less serious than her last one in June, in which she was arrested for hiding crack cocaine wrapped in tin foil in her vagina.

Telling a cop you have the exact opposite problem as Benjamin Button has to be somewhere on this list: The 15 Worst Things to Do When You Get Pulled Over by a Cop

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