Women Who Perform Oral Sex are Happier, Study Suggests

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Let’s be honest: It looks like we now know why so many marriages these days end in divorce.

According to the Daily Mail, researchers who recently studied the effects of semen’s mood-altering chemicals found oral sex to be good for women’s health.

Scientists with the State University of New York system studied the sex lives of 293 women and compared them to their mental health, and they found that women who give their men a beej on a regular basis are happier because “seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.

Women Who Perform Oral Sex are Happier, Study Suggests

They also found that women who are having unprotected sex on a regular basis are “less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests” while those who are bumping uglies using condoms are just as depressed as those who thought abstinence was a good choice.

Researchers emphasized that it’s not just women who are having a ton of unprotected sex who are happier, but rather those who are getting the most semen shot into their body one way or another.

Or basically, it’s the exact opposite of what was taught in sex ed.

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