Christ, Kim DeJesus Looks Almighty On Instagram

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If you’re looking for more biblical puns, you’re shit out of luck. Fortunately, if you’re interested in what Chicago’s hottest WAG Kim DeJesus has to offer Instagram, then you’re golden, pony boy.

The actress/model’s Instagram @kimdejesus is loaded with bikini photos, movie promos, yoga pants and underboob, all of which are our favorite things. So if you’re smart like us, you’ll get religious about following Kim, lest you burn in the fieriest pits of hell.

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According to Kim: Guy Don’t Know How to Flirt With Her

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