We can still talk about the Woody Allen stuff until something else gets us mad, but try not to let the fact that Jessica Chastain is also at Cannes get lost in the discussion. Because this what her hot ass looks like when she’s on a red carpet. If she sees a red carpet, she’s on it. Then she finds another one making your dress wish it was on her. Goddamn, why hasn’t Warner Bros. announced a Jessica Chastain Walking Down Red Carpets franchise yet? The fuck, man?
Jessica Chastain 69th Cannes Film Festival
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: KIKA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, USA**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: KIKA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, USA**
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 11: French actor Vincent Lindon and actress Jessica Chastain attend the "Cafe Society" premiere and the Opening Night Gala during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 11, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 11: French actor Vincent Lindon and actress Jessica Chastain attend the "Cafe Society" premiere and the Opening Night Gala during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 11, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images)
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Actors and Celebrities attends the opening Ceremony with "Cafe Society" at the Palais des Festivals for the 69th Cannes Film Festival. Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Actors and Celebrities attends the opening Ceremony with "Cafe Society" at the Palais des Festivals for the 69th Cannes Film Festival. Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 11: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the "Cafe Society" premiere and the Opening Night Gala during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 11, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 11: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the "Cafe Society" premiere and the Opening Night Gala during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 11, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images)
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Italy.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Italy.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain, Vincent Lindon Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: KIKA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, USA**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain, Vincent Lindon Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: KIKA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, USA**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Italy.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Italy.**
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Actors and Celebrities attends the opening Ceremony with "Cafe Society" at the Palais des Festivals for the 69th Cannes Film Festival. Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Actors and Celebrities attends the opening Ceremony with "Cafe Society" at the Palais des Festivals for the 69th Cannes Film Festival. Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Actors and Celebrities attends the opening Ceremony with "Cafe Society" at the Palais des Festivals for the 69th Cannes Film Festival. Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Actors and Celebrities attends the opening Ceremony with "Cafe Society" at the Palais des Festivals for the 69th Cannes Film Festival. Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Actors and Celebrities attends the opening Ceremony with "Cafe Society" at the Palais des Festivals for the 69th Cannes Film Festival. Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Actors and Celebrities attends the opening Ceremony with "Cafe Society" at the Palais des Festivals for the 69th Cannes Film Festival. Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: Joe Alvarez **PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: KIKA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, USA**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: KIKA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, USA**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain, Vincent Lindon Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: KIKA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, USA**
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69th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Night Gala &'Cafe Society' Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Jessica Chastain, Vincent Lindon Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2016 Credit: KIKA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, USA**
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 11: (EDITORS NOTE : this image has been retouched with digital filters) Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 'Cafe Society' premiere and the Opening Night Gala during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 11, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Francois Durand/Getty Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 11: (EDITORS NOTE : this image has been retouched with digital filters) Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 'Cafe Society' premiere and the Opening Night Gala during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 11, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Francois Durand/Getty Images)
