Mila Kunis Is Pregnant
Not sure why, but Kelso knocking up Jackie makes me happy. E! News reports:
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged and going to be parents! Kunis is pregnant with the couple's first child, a source confirms exclusively to E! News just weeks after being first to report that the former That '70s Show co-stars were planning to tie the knot.
I really don't know what else to say here. I mean, I'd get Mila Kunis pregnant and want as many people as possible to know about too. Ashton Kutcher should delete his entire Wikipedia and just write, "I got Mila Kunis pregnant. I also do some acting stuff. Hit me up on Netflix."