Taylor Swift Thought She Won, Didn’t, Nervously Clapped
Taylor Swift is used to winning every award she's nominated for, because we're all still paying for what Kanye did, but she lost Album of the Year last night, and was almost ready to give us her usual "OMG I TOTALLY CAN'T BELIEVE I WON U GUYS" face then she realized they said "Random Access Memories" instead o "Red". So the album about how she's not gonna bang some dude ever again, the album with the song about staying up way too damn late to get laid won. Pharrell. Bro. I you gotta stay up that late, it's just not worth it. I'm usually in bed by 3 and asleep by 5:30. Heyoo!