Taylor Swift Is Single Again

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Taylor Swift and her 11th grader boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, have split. Just in time for a new album and his mid-terms. Us Magazine reports:

“They quietly parted ways a while ago,” the friend explains of the “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” crooner, 22, and the high school senior, 18. “It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They’re fine.” First spotted with the six-time Grammy winner at the Kennedy family compound in Hyannisport, MA in July, Conor is the son of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and the late Mary Kennedy. But despite Swift’s speedy summertime bond with her new man and his brood, the romance had to take a backseat to Swift’s work duties. (Her new album, Red, was just released this week with record-breaking sales and widespread critical acclaim.) “It’s been over a month since they’ve even seen each other,” the friend explains. “With her promotion for Red, she has no time off until the end of the year.”

The first time Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy were seen on a date was his 18th birthday, so please keep in mind that Taylor was banging a 17-year old in high school. So in addition to being a creepy, clingly perv, Taylor Swift must be the deadest lay since Terri Schiavo. This bitch just can’t seem to keep a man. Maybe because she’s 5’11” and looks like she hasn’t hit puberty yet. I just hope she gets a reality show called, “Are You Hotter Than An 11th Grader”.