Hey, remember when Victoria Silvstedt was Playboy’s 1997 Playmate of the Year? You do? Awesome. So if you’re wondering what kind of job you can get with that on your resume, I bet you’d never think “escort” or “prostitute”. Haha, I know right? I wouldn’t have thought of that either, but please keep in mind that Victoria Silvstedt is an actual prostitute. No, seriously. I’m only saying this to prepare you for this, this, and this. You don’t need to look at those pictures to know the guy in them is unattractive, because when you’re paying $30K a day to play Marco Polo with a 36-year old prostitute, I guess that’s just already assumed.
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