Sienna Miller’s vagina is like Ellis Island, so it’s surprising that she’s in Barbados with just her mom. She was hot as hell in Layer Cake, but these pictures aren’t really doing anything for me. I want to masturbate to these, but I’m afraid I might wake up two months later with the doctor telling my mother it was a miracle.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
