Weekend Roundup: Winter Is A Sun Of A Beach

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This week saw quite a few bikini pictures of celebrities who chose to escape the cold weather that comes naturally to the northern hemisphere.

Meanwhile, if I want to fly to visit my family in another state, I have to pay money to put my baggage under the plane. Then, as soon as I board, the stewardess tells us to hold on to our coats so we can conserve space in the over-head compartment. And, of course, I put my coat right in the overhead compartment, because I paid money to check my baggage and I assume that they have also allotted space for a carry-on to be associated with my seat. That space should logically be used for my coat, I mistakenly think, leading to an argument with the flight attendant, which leads to her waking me up every time she passes my seat, asking if I want more water (needlessly passive aggressive).

So if you are a drug addict like Amy Winehouse, you get to fly down to some beach and run around topless, but if you’re just some dude going home for the holidays, you’re charged money to bring your clothes with you, and told to stow your coat on your lap.

The world is so fair.

This week in winter bikinis: