Lauren Conrad Needs a Bra

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We have a strict “No Whores From The Hills” policy here, but it’s Friday and I’m ready to start drinking, so here’s a drunk Lauren Conrad leaving someplace with her tits running away from the camera the other night. She’s not particularly attractive and she doesn’t really do anything except pretend the script that MTV gives her is her actual life. I have no idea where I’m going with this, so I guess what I’m trying to say is, hey look! Tits!