The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ World Premiere Was Last Night

Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiere

Look, I’m not gonna bullshit you here. If someone told me I only I had to do was behead a relative then post the severed head on Facebook to attend last night Star Wars: The Force Awakens world premiere in LA last night, I would have made a list then made a quick trip to Home Depot. Hatches cost about as much as I’d spend at the concession stand. That being said, enjoy the pictures from the premiere after the jump! Except the pictures of Harrison Ford. He looks embalmed.

They did a live stream and gave a microphone to Carrie Fisher.

Then there’s this. I’m swinging the hatchet in a downward motion in my mind.