Based on the law of averages, Leonardo DiCaprio banged at least one of these women in this gallery
Leonardo DiCaprio has been dating model Toni Garnn, and I say “dating” because she probably thinks they’re dating, but he told her she could go to Art Basel if she wanted, she could just go without him. Because he was going by himself. To bang everything in sight.
After Confidenti@l spotted the “Wolf of Wall Street” star partying with a large group, including Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas, at the popup version of 1 Oak at Rec Room in South Beach, Leo left the club with every single girl partying in his VIP section, a spy tells us. “He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero,” our awestruck snitch says. “He was overflowing with models everywhere.
When you’re partying with Leo, there’s always a pussy overflow that you’ll have to deal with, and apparently Joe Jonas couldn’t handle it, even though Nick Jonas is attempting to overcompensate for the whole gay family
The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.”
Look, regardless of where we stand on religious and political issues, I think we can all agree that Leonardo DiCaprio deserves his own federal holiday and have his penis etched into Mt. Rushmore.
Leonardo DiCaprio Art Basel
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Leonardo Di Caprio wearing a long full beard whilst walking Art Basel exhibition. Featuring: Leonardo DiCaprio Where: Miami, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: Starpress/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Austria, Switzerland. Available for internet use worldwide. Not available for TV, Print in Germany.**
Leonardo Di Caprio wearing a long full beard whilst walking Art Basel exhibition. Featuring: Leonardo DiCaprio Where: Miami, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: Starpress/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Austria, Switzerland. Available for internet use worldwide. Not available for TV, Print in Germany.** -
Katerina Azarov
Katerina Azarov amfAR inaugural benefit at the Soho Beach House during Art Basel Miami Miami Beach, Florida - 06.12.12 Featuring: Katerina Azarov Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 06 Dec 2012 Credit: Mitchell Zachs/WENN.com -
Brigitte Daza
Brigitte Daza amfAR inaugural benefit at the Soho Beach House during Art Basel Miami Miami Beach, Florida - 06.12.12 Featuring: Brigitte Daza Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 06 Dec 2012 Credit: Mitchell Zachs/WENN.com -
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates the 'Timeless Portofino Gala' event at Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Guest Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates the 'Timeless Portofino Gala' event at Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Guest Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com -
Dita Von Teese at the Art Basel during the Pret A Porter party in Miami Featuring: Dita Von Teese Where: Miami, Florida, United States When: 07 Dec 2012 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in France, Germany, Austria, Switzerland**
Dita Von Teese at the Art Basel during the Pret A Porter party in Miami Featuring: Dita Von Teese Where: Miami, Florida, United States When: 07 Dec 2012 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in France, Germany, Austria, Switzerland** -
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates 'Timeless Portofino' Gala Event during Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Julia Lemigova Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: Johnny Louis/WENN.com
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates 'Timeless Portofino' Gala Event during Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Julia Lemigova Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: Johnny Louis/WENN.com -
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates 'Timeless Portofino' Gala Event during Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Guest Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates 'Timeless Portofino' Gala Event during Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Guest Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com -
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates 'Timeless Portofino' Gala Event during Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Adriana Lima Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates 'Timeless Portofino' Gala Event during Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Adriana Lima Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com -
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates 'Timeless Portofino' Gala Event during Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Marina Diniz Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates 'Timeless Portofino' Gala Event during Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Marina Diniz Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com -
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates the 'Timeless Portofino Gala' event at Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Victoria Silvstedt Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates the 'Timeless Portofino Gala' event at Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Victoria Silvstedt Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com -
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates the 'Timeless Portofino Gala' event at Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Guest Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com
IWC Schaffhausen celebrates the 'Timeless Portofino Gala' event at Art Basel Miami Beach Featuring: Guest Where: Miami Beach, Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2014 Credit: JLN Photography/WENN.com -
Kelly Bensimon
Kelly Bensimon attends Art Basel 2010 at the Miami Beach Convention Center Miami Beach, Florida - 03.12.10 Featuring: Kelly Bensimon Where: Florida, United States When: 03 Dec 2010 Credit: Jeff Daly / WENN.com
