Kris Jenner Is Trying To Bang Ben From “The Bachelor”

Since she's done emasculating and sucking the soul out of Bruce Jenner that there's nothing left but a mummified corpse who like flying model airplanes, Kris Jenner is now trying to date Ben Flajnik. Ben is younger than two of her daughters. inTouch reports:

“She has a crush [on Ben],” a source tells the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now. He’s almost half her age, but that hasn’t stopped the Kardashian matriarch. “They’ve been spending a lot of time together,” says the source. Kris, 57, even posted a photo (with the hashtag #livinglifeee) of her and Ben, 31, at his vineyard in Sonoma, Calif., on Sept. 28. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that he’s wealthy and famous. “She and Bruce are separated, so now they’re allowed to see other people — and she’s in full-on dating mode.”

Since I just ate, I'm not going to think of a scenario where I'd want to face a 57-year old vagina that shot out six kids from two different men and a minotaur/ape hybrid. Let's just hope Ben knows what he's doing, because studies have shown that prolonged exposure to Kris Jenner causes cancer in men.