Victoria Beckham Has A Tough Life

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Victoria Beckham bitched to Us Weekly about how hard it is to be a working mom.

“Look, if people want to say I’m miserable then so be it,” she told the Daily Mirror. “I’m really not. I have a lot on my plate. I’m not going to lie about it, I’m tired. I’m really tired but I’m also very happy with my life.”Beckham, who lives in Los Angeles with her L.A. Galaxy soccer star husband David Beckham and their four children, Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, 9, Cruz, 6, and Harper, 7 months, has spent the past few weeks jetting to New York and her homeland, England. Along for the ride? Baby Harper. “I’m not getting much sleep at all,” she continued to The Mirror. “Harper’s not sleeping that great, and I’ve been taking Skype business calls throughout the night, too, because of the collections. I’m up with the baby as all mums are, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. There’s not a team of people doing it for me.”

I can’t help but imagine she’d have more energy if one of the things on her plate was, you know, food. In any case, it must be really hard living off the money she earned lip syncing to really deep lyrics like “zigazig ha” and having sex with David Beckham all the time. I’m sure the millions of other mothers who also don’t have nannies (nor assistants nor mansions nor sex with David Beckham) feel really, really sorry for Victoria Beckham. Or just really, really want to set her on fire.