Nicole Richie Will Be a Great Mom

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Nicole Richie is a spoiled, self-centered cokewhore, so it’s no wonder why she’s so super excited about being pregnant:

Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail.”…But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues.”

Nice. Millions of women around the world are unable to have kids, but Nicole is going to throw hers in the dumpster if it can’t keep her out of jail. She shouldn’t be allowed to babysit a Barbie. On the bright side, she’s only 85 pounds. Hopefully by the second trimester the baby will just punch out of her like that thing in Alien. Well, hello there little fella!