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If you were wondering what some recent news coming out of Italy is just know this: a bunch of dildos recently washed up on a beach.
One volunteer, who did not wish to be named, said: “When we saw them we started to laugh because we could not do anything else.”
Association president Umberto Mercurio said that because of the way sea currents flow, a lot of rubbish frequently ends up in the beauty spot. He explained: “This channel leads to the very end of its course.”
OK, Umberto, but you didn’t answer everyone’s question: who threw out all those sex toys and why? Did they not do their job? Was it part of a failed floatation device for some dude stranded on an island? I guess we’ll never know.
Head on over here to see some photos of these beach dildos.
