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Walmart people photos is a cultural phenomenon that we didn’t know we need, but we so desperately do. These Walmart images make you lose faith in humanity, feel better about yourself, and also laugh out loud like hardly any memes do. And not blowing-air-out-of-my nose-laughing, but proper laughing. Walmart images are so random, so unexpected, almost unbelievable as it takes some convincing realizing that there are people like these out there somewhere.
It’s really funny how the most successful American company is related to this type of imagery, and it’s also somewhat ironic that it makes all that money thanks to these people. If Walmart pictures are all that somehow remains of human civilization, we can sleep calmly knowing that we did a good job by making some future astronaut archaeologist laugh.
All these Walmart images come from People of Walmart website, that is truly doing the Lord’s work.
Funny Walmart Images
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Walmart image #1
We need to take you in the world of Walmart images slowly, with this guy that has just an inexplicable, inexcusable haircut. It can literally be a product of only two scenarios - going to a barbershop and saying "Fuck me up fam", or taking care of your haircut alone and bailing out after a while because you're a lazy bastard. It seems that he is looking at hair clippers, so he also might be wanting to finish what he started, but, why, o why would you take that hat away.
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Walmart image #2
A lot of pictures on People of Walmart site are sexual, whether by intentional flashing, or the ones who are a result of not giving a fuck. This tail holds a larger mystery. We've seen a lot of weird porn videos to know how that tail hasn't fallen off (it's not glued), but the question "Why?" still remains. Get Mulder and Scully on this.
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Walmart image #3
We can't shake the feeling that this is Larry David on his lazy afternoon run to the market. Somehow, the bright red shirt is even funnier than the Coachella leggings and the daisy dukes combination.
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Walmart image #4
This picture of Donald Trump giving a thumbs up is funny enough, but when you put it on a hat it becomes hilarious. The combo with the old person death stare and the Confederate Americana shirt is perhaps an overkill even, but that's why we love Walmart images, they go all in.
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Walmart image #5
This is probably someone's dad, yet he looks like a character in an early Robert Rodriguez movie, probably the sidekick of Danny Trejo. The Death tattoo and the bling are literally two cherries on top of this hilarious Walmart people image.
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Walmart image #6
Walmart people are evolving, they know that while some people might make fun of their scooters, nobody messes with a train. Seriously though, while they are downright hilarious, some of these Walmart images will require you to read coach Taylor's quotes to pick your spirits up.
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Walmart image #7
What's great about Walmart is that you can easily show your kids why not to do drugs by simply pointing out the meth shoppers in it. The real question is who looks unhealthier, the scooter train conductors or these daisy dukes Skeletors?
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Walmart image #8
This man straight up looks like a Tekken character, so we wouldn't be trying out our hairline jokes on him. Also, he's like a poor version of Trump.
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Walmart image #9
Duck-lady must be trolling with this. The t-shirt alone would've gotten her a place in the People of Walmart Hall of Fame, but she had to go the extra step and bring what is probably her service duck.
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Walmart image #10
Even the biggest Foul Bachelor Frog dudes wouldn't be seen in public like this. A paradox of a person, as while she cares about how her face looks, she doesn't care what people think about her.
