‘Cool Pattern’ On Shirt Mom Bought For Daughter Turns Out To Be Huge Orgy

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So you’re saying it’s a party shirt then.

Moms make mistakes, too. Just ask the mom who scolded and grounded her daughter after finding “drugs” that actually turned out to be dinosaur capsules. Or ask the mom who bought a dress that happened to have vaginas all over it. Well, another clueless mom is included in the story below.

According to Mashable, an 18-year-old London girl’s mother was nice enough to go out and buy her daughter a bitchin’ T-shirt during a recent shopping spree, and to say that this “mum” likes to party is an understatement.

“Princess Katie” told the Twitter world that her mom purchased the shirt because it had a “cool pattern” on it. That cool pattern? You guessed it: Hundreds of people having one massive orgy:

Photo: Twitter/Druggedondolans

Don’t see it yet? No worries. I mean, neither did Katie’s mom. But upon closer review, you can see that, yup, there is indeed a giant sex party going down on this thing:

Photo: Twitter/Drruggedondolans

That’s right, kids. In case you missed it, no orgy – 0r for that matter, an orgy T-shirt – is complete without a pervert standing off to the side and punching his clown while he takes in the action.

As for Katie, if you thought she would either make her mom return the shirt to the store or hide it away in the back of her closet, well, think again. She actually did wear it.

Hey, at least there weren’t any holes in the shirt, and that’s because they were all filled.

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