Only once you explained that it’s a paint can full of butch soap products (and not a man’s can) would peace be restored in your disturbed home.
And, with that admittedly touchy look into my upbringing, we turn to the Plum Island Soap Company and their gift ideas for Father’s Day.
The Man Can is essentially the masculine equivalent of a gift basket. If this was a month ago, and we were warming up for Mother’s Day, this deal would come in something whicker and would include a bunch of stuff that smells like flowers and ferries.
Swap out the whicker and doilies for a paint can and make the scents all spicy and boozy, and you’ve got a proper Father’s Day gift without Dad ever knowing you’re treating him like Mom.