The Zack Morris Dating Guide to Keeping It Casual

Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s, there was a Saved by the Bell player who taught us the basics of pickup artistry. His name was Zack Morris and he was a complete piece of shit (but we loved him anyway). His methods, although unethical, were effective as hell. He always managed to always get his way thanks to his basic manipulations and frosted tips. This OG pickup artist likely inspired the culture that eventually evolved into swiping culture. But we’re not here to rip on anything regarding Bayside High. Morris was a god amongst men who wanted nothing more than effortless seduction and was willing to say to get to the promised land. If you’re looking for a few shortcuts in the world of sex and romance, let us wow you with a comprehensive list from the Zack Attack.

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In what ways did Zack Morris influence your dating style? Let us know in the comments!

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