Ew: 7 Things You’re Not Cleaning (And It’s Making Your Place Gross As Hell!)

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Sure, you’re doing the necessary cleaning so that women will come into your apartment and not vomit or leave, not necessarily in that order. Since you’re a savvy dude, you’ve adopted some of the principles of the KonMari method and generally hiding anything that might be a red flag to a potential long-term mistake.

But are you really doing the kind of cleaning that focuses on eliminating secret gross spots? Of course you’re not. Who would? You’re a flawed human, but we can help you.

Here are some of the things you’re not cleaning that are leaving your place gross as hell. If this doesn’t help, it might be time to hire a maid (or just burn the place down altogether).

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