Batshit Crazy Man Loses His Mind On Cyclist Who Wants Him To Share The Road (NSFW Langauge)

“If there wasn’t any witnesses, you know what I’d do to you? I’d pull Trump on you.”

That’s right, kids. In 2016, we are threatening each other with the mannerisms of presidential candidates.

And that is just one of the glorious lines from more than two minutes of hysterical dialogue between a way-too-serious cyclist and a cross between Clint Eastwood and Ric Flair road-raging asshole. You’re welcome.

Look, if you’re quoting specific letters and numbers of bike/road laws during an argument outside of the courtroom, you’re a fucking dork. On the other hand, it’s guys like “Your Worst Enemy” that almost make it essential that you do know every law of the land.

And I’ll end with this before I go back and watch that clip at least three more times: If you’re going to quote specific rules regarding the sharing of the road during an argument like that, then you better make sure you follow Rule 1A every time you come upon an intersection controlled by a large red octagon, which is stop.

Not the preferred way of coming to a complete stop: The Most Intense Solo Bike Crash You Will Ever See