Somebody needs to tell this guy about Tinder.
According to Florida Today, a 44-year-old Florida man was arrested Wednesday after he continually called 911 from a campsite to brag about his huge muscles.
Police said after Eduardo Garcia told the female 911 operator about his “big muscles,” he asked her if she was single. The operator hung up the phone, but Garcia called back several more times and asked the same thing.
Police eventually traced the calls to a campsite at Lake Griffin State Park, where they found Garcia lying on the ground with an open beer can. When one responding officer called the number that was linked to the 911 calls, the phone on the ground next to Garcia began to ring.
Despite his “big muscles,” the officer was able to take Garcia into custody, but as the two walked toward the police car, Garcia told the officer he wanted to “head butt him and kill him.” Once inside the car, Garcia allegedly spit on the officer’s head, so he was put in another car with a closed cage.
Garcia was charged with battery of a law enforcement officer and misuse of the 911 system. He also got jobbed when police snapped his mug shot and didn’t include his big muscles in it.
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