A match made in fast-food heaven.
Better for the Earth, and your noggin.
Forget the tired come-ons and use this flirtation tactic instead.
The nose knows. Or does it?
How much is free beer worth to you?
There's no such thing as too much scotch.
The bots are coming for our booze.
What's a lie, really, but the embellished truth?
Pro tip: don't mansplain abortion to your mom this Mother's Day.
If you like your ice cream spicy, have we got a flavor for you.