Kate Upton Is Today’s 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar

Kate Upton


Continuing this year’s theme of “Chicks Who Don’t Workout Pretending To Workout”, Kate Upton is now pretending she exercises in the 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar. In retrospect, I might have focused to much on her boobs back in the day while ignoring the rest of the weird mess. She’s 25 and looks like a 35-year-old soccer mom who was Prom Queen once. Nobody’s hit the wall this hard since since a Dreamer’s cousin.