Jessica Simpson’s Butt Is 37
Remember Jessica Simpson? You probably won’t recognize her, because she’s lying on her stomach and you can’t see her boobs. I guess she’s on her stomach because if she wasn’t, her caption wouldn’t make sense. I get it now. Anyway, she’s 37 now and still has enormous boobs that are probably upset they didn’t get a shout out on her birthday. I’m just as upset. This is offensive.