DirectTV Is Launching A 24/7 Taylor Swift Channel Because God Is Dead

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Taylor Swift is getting her own channel. It’s still 2016. Haven’t we all suffered enough?

If you’re the kind of person who loves TV but wishes it was only about Taylor Swift, then we have some good news: AT&T has announced a brand-new channel, called Taylor Swift NOW!, that will run 24/7 as part of its new streaming service DirecTV Now. DirecTV, which AT&T acquired as part of its overall deal with Time Warner, is pushing hard into the streaming market and is hoping unique offerings like nonstop T-Swift content will help boost its profile. The channel, which will be previewing over the next few weeks via social media, is set to broadcast an array of Swiftian offerings, from never-before-seen concerts, to special events, to behind-the-scenes footage and “glimpses into Taylor’s life spanning her entire career.”

I’ll stop you right there. I’m not that kind of person.