Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Get Laid



Luckily Vogue doesn’t care how much money you make, because Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of the December issue and they even asked her questions and opinions on stuff. She mostly talked about wine and movies and Amy Schumer, but this also happened:

She’s been spending a lot of time on her own in the past few months, ever since breaking up with Chris Martin, whom she had been seeing for about a year. Dating is tricky at this point. “No one ever asks me out,” she says. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.

I would say she could send nudes to some dudes and see what happens, but I think the element of surprise might be lost there since, well, you know. Maybe a Snapchat of her pay stub? I don’t wanna speak for other guys, but I’d say nice things about American Hustle once the direct deposit hits. So many nice things. All the nice things.



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