Jessica Simpson Is Cold Blooded

Jessica Simpsons‘ clothing company makes $1B a year, but what was her worst “money mistake”? Nick Lachey. We know that because said it on live television.

Look, it’s impossible for a man to fall they way Nick Lachey just fell without explosives being involved. It’s just impossible. I have seen men burnt before on Game of Thrones and they didn’t collapse. There were four people in 98 Degrees, so Nick Lachey was already at 392 degrees, so you’re saying he was melted by this? It just doesn’t add up.

 Jessica Simpsons’ boobs yesterday. #neverforget