Lindsay Lohan Isn’t The One In The Bikini

Greece’s economy collapsed and Lindsay Lohan‘s tits have collapsed, so I guess it makes sense that she’s in Mykonos right now. MPs are preparing for a second vote on bailout reforms, and Lindsay Lohan brought a friend with bigger tits so I would post these pictures. I hope you understand what I’m saying. Comparing these two scenarios has proved more difficult than I originally thought.