Jessica Burciaga Is Subtle


Jessica Burciaga is too short and…uhhh…”curvy” to be anything other than an Instagram star and a page you pause on in Maxim, but actress Megan Good launched a magazine in LA yesterday, and since print magazines generate slightly more revenue than pay phones, they had a red carpet event and Jessica attended. I’m not not sure what message she was trying to convey with the outfit she chose but…no, wait. Yes I do. The message is “look at my boobs”. Pretty sure the message is definitely “look at my boobs”.  Ok, everybody look. See them? Cool. Next.