Miley Cyrus Continues To Try Way Too Hard

When you combine daddy issues and the fact that the guy you were supposed to marry was boning this before you even broke up, you get a perfect storm of chick crazy that will end with Mike Will Made It getting unlimited anal and blowjobs if he promises not to leave. It also makes you wear this at the iHeart Music Festival in Las Vegas. Like Miley Cyrus did. The pictures don't show it, but after she performed she cut herself and used her running mascara to write, "Please Love Me" on the side of a dumpster. I don't want to make this post too depressing, so why do we as a society not have a rapper named Hei$enberg yet? It seems like we should by now.