Hey There, Ashlee. How Have You Been?

Ashlee Simpson has had a pretty bad year. Her dad was a secret gay, her mom wrote a sucide note, a court almost said Pete Wentz was a better parent, and her sister is expecting Irish twins. But depsite all that, she manages to stay skinny and hot without trying to sing or pretend she's a pop star. I don't know what's next for her, but if she called up Farrah Abraham and asked for career advice I wouldn't be mad about it.