Oh, Hey There Ashlee

Ashlee Simpson is in Mexico right now with Pedo Joe and the rest of her family, and umm, goddamn. If this bent over in front of me, just hand me a piece of chalk so I can draw an outline of where her vagina used to be (*). Also, Jessica Simpson is not pictured. I assume she’s inside waiting for the beans to refry. WHY YOU TAKE SO LONG BEANS??!!

(*) = That means I would totally have sex with her. Just wanted to make that clear to everyone.