Ashlee Simpson Got Engaged To Diana Ross’ Son


Ashlee Simpson, the filtered white girl above, announced her engagement to her boyfriend Evan Ross, the filtered black guy above, on Twitter. Pretend this is 2003 so you can consider this news. Are you there? Sweet!

My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!! Hallelujah Hawaii !!!!!

I guess this means they’re going to Hawaii. Hawaii is pretty expensive, so I bet you can still buy her CDs at full price there.