Here’s Charlize Theron’s New Baby

“Where da white women at?” – Charlize Theron’s new baby

Here are the first pictures of Charlize Theron‘s new adopted baby, Jackson Theron. Which is weird because he looks more like a Willie Jackson. Oh, please. He can’t even wipe his own ass yet, it’s not like he’s gonna be reading this. And when he does I’ll be so far gone he won’t be able to find me. HAHAHA you’ll never catch me, Willie!

Before you email me, let’s not feel too sorry for this kid. Please remember that he gets to see Charlize Theron naked everyday.