Candice Swanepoel Is In More Bikinis

Candice Swaepoel is still in St. Barts, and I don’t know if this has been proven or not, so I will go ahead and state is as scientific fact: there is nothing more perfect than Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. If I was one of the X-Men my mutant power would be that my tongue would be part hummingbird for the sole purpose of licking her vagina all day. I’m not entirely sure how that would help mankind, but why does everything have to be about you? I’m not your father, man. Go get laid or something. Get a job. Turn off the fucking X-box for once. God, you’re such a disappointment.